英文简历致命错误

致命的大错

"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

"Qualifications： No education or experience."

"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

"Reason for Leaving： It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

"Size of employer： Very tall, probably over 6'5" .

" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

"Reason for Leaving： My boss said the end of the world is near."

"Reason for Leaving： The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."